Dear Asshole

Glad you decided two weeks in advance to plan a UK tour you dumb glob of cock snot. I can’t believe we are in the same body.

I’ll find a way to get out


  1. John said:

    Dear Asshole, Are you planning a uk tour? really? Wow, if you are it just might make my year. I realise this might sound sarcastic but it’s the exact opposite sentiment. cheers x