Do you live in a place that isn’t a thriving progressive circle-jerk city of love and kitties? No fear! If we can get enough people, Jamie would love to come to off-the-grid conservative towns and play your college, lefty meet-up, backyard, mountain lair, etc.
The more people we get, the cheaper the tickets! Email the show for info at email@example.com.
I love playing colleges, but who are we kidding? I will never play the main stage. That’s saved for comedians who ask the “fellas” to “make some noise.” But what usually happens is all the little liberal groups join forces to get funding. See me and make friends with your local vegans, feminists, and LGBTQ groups!
FOR BOOKING/COLLEGE SHOWS/TV: Email firstname.lastname@example.org.