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MEN AGAINST ASSHOLES & MISOGYNY

Jamie Kilstein is a MA’AM
I think a lot of liberal men assume because they support abortion they are a feminist. The thing is, it’s easy to support abortion. WHO DOESNT LOVE BABY KILLING?! (Sorry. Joke.)What’s harder to do is coming to terms with the fact that most of us have been creepy to a girl in our life. Maybe we were younger, maybe we were drunk but it happens. As you get older, it’s sorta your job to grow the fuck up and educate younger men, that being a fucking creep isn’t ok. (Read more…)

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SUNDAYS WITH JAMIE KILSTEIN AND THE LORD

WHY I AM CHALLENGING JONAH GOLDBERG TO A FIGHT FOR CHARITY- June 2

I have disliked Jonah Goldberg for a very long time. For starters, he wrote a bestseller a while back called Liberal Fascism. Get it?! Liberals are like fascists….WHO MURDER PEOPLE! LOLZ! STAB! KILL! NADER!!11111

GOD IS DEAD, SCOTT WALKER LIVES-June 10

Scott Walker kept his seat and Ray Bradbury died last week, proving once and for all the world is a horrible place, and that if there is a God, he’s dead.
God is dead.

ANCHOR BABIES AWAY!- June 17

Republicans are mad at Mexican lover Barack Obama because he wants to temporarily not destroy the lives of brown people who have lived in America pretty much their whole life by renditioning them to a country they have never lived in so they can starve in a lonely wasteland of fear. Go get em GOP! Always on the side of the little guy.

9/11 IS THE 9/11 OF HEALTH CARE ANALOGIES- July 1

Well, 9/11 officially became the new Hitler this week as Republican Congressman Mike Pence likened the Supreme Court ruling on “Obamacare” to the attacks that killed 2,996 people and injured more than 6,000. I guess at least, if that happens again, that’ll be 6,000 people that will now have health insurance in case they happen to be in another building that A PLANE CRASHES INTO!

OH NO HERE COMES AN ATHEIST!- July 8

Since many of MSNBC’s afternoon shows have fallen flat and Dylan Ratigan left to find himself, the network had to act fast. So what do many of these boring shows with blah ratings have in common? Only one host! So MSNBC thought, our ratings will HAVE to go up if we have a show with FIVE hosts right?! It’s basic MATH! Here we come Fox News! Five people limping towards the finish line.